For any of you who haven’t seen Jo’s Twitter, Luis Vielma was shot and killed in the orlando shooting yesterday. He worked at the Harry Potter ride in universal studios. Another worker named Tony is still in the ICU. I’m so shocked and saddened by what a malicious world we live in and honestly my heart hurts for both of them and their families. I hope Tony pulls through, I didn’t know either of them but I do know they both deserved so much better
I wanna compile all the ones I come across.
The only straight I am is straight out of your wildest dreamsHey girl, you like buying your pants on sale? ‘Cuz they’ll be a 100% off at my place.
Are you my homework assignments because FUCK ME
Your clothes would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
Are you a target cuz I’d hit that.
Are you made of 11 protons?Cause you sodium fine.
You must be a keyboard cuz your just my type
I need a lifeguard because my head is swimming with thoughts of you.
Is your name waldo, because girls like you are hard to find.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll return it.
If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Do you need a light? because I think I’ve found the perfect match
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
are you daniel cuz DAMN!
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.
I’d say God bless you but looks like he already did
I wish I was crosseyed so I could see you twice
Do you clean your pants with windex, because I can see myself in them.
I like your last name, can I have it?
Do you play quiditch, because you’re a keeper
are you a firebending beaver because hot dam
Do you have a phone in your back pocket? Because your booty is calling me.
Are you sure your not the cause of global warming cause your melting my heart
Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you, and according to Newtons law of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too
I know it must have hurt falling from heaven, but not as much as falling for you
Can I tie your shoe? Because I can’t have you fall for anyone else.
Whoa girl, are you from France, because MaDAMN!
Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
Me:do you know who created the first emergency room?
Attractive person: I don’t know..who?
Me: I don’t know either, but ICU with me ;DRoses are red, violets are fine. If you be the six, can I be the nine?
Hey babe if you were a pirate would you want your parrot on this shoulder *taps shoulder* or this shoulder *wraps arm around you*
Person 1:You look familiar
Person 2:Really? How?
Person 1:Well, you kind of look like my next girl/boyfriendHey girl, what’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you are the 1
i might as well call you Google cuz you have everything i’m looking for
Are you Tumblr or Netflix, because I wanna be on you all night long.
Hey do you lift? Because you lift my heart each time I see you
My new year resolution is to gain weight, the weight of your body on top of mine.
How do you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up?
Are you a mirror? Because I see myself in you.
Love all of them oh god
i see people on facebook still all excited about the cursed child, like “let’s go see it!!! omg it’s probably sooooo good ahhh” and i’m just like
(Source: fcntasticbeasts)
Slytherins are excellent dancers - (alternate title: someone please take my tablet away from me.)
ohmYGOD
Alexander Hamilton Potter, you were named for the greatest bastard, orphan, son of a whore I’ve ever known
Tru
(Source: danabuscus)
how does a child, orphan, son of the potters, and a wizard, dropped in the middle of an abusive spot in little whinging by headmaster Dumbledore in a blanket, grow up to be the chosen one who beats the dark lord?
Don’t scroll past this. Kylie Armstrong was diagnosed with breast cancer and these small dimples were the only signs. She posted the image on Facebook so everyone knows that “that breast cancer is not always a detectable lump.” Here’s how Kylie is doing today.
(If you’re not sure how to do a self breast exam, instructions can be found at BreastCancer.org.)
This could save a life!
